Oh, JSR reviewers. As you make constructive and insightful comments to help authors improve their manuscripts, you also provide some really entertaining, but perhaps less penetrating, moments. Some recent comments (verbatim) by reviewers in this latter category include the following:
“This reads like a mystery
novel, or a poker tourney, with so much dodging and hedging. Call a spade a
spade, and get on with it.”
“Hopefully they will send it
somewhere else so I don't have to review it a 4th time!!”
“This is one of the worst paper
I never reviewed!”
“I even got to the point where I
began to question my own judgment - can it really be that bad?”
“Sorry for delay - I'll spare you all the
usually lame excuses for why I'm so lame; lameness just has a way of creeping
up on me this time of year….”
Beyond reviewer comments, one person declined to accept to review a manuscript. His reason for declining to review was quite simple: "Even the title is terminally boring."
There is a message for authors in his comment, or so it would seem.